Trip to Disney - 5 months ago • TrueTrojan
I satisfied any Disney longings I may have had by meeting Muckey Mouse in Rec Room the other day. Muckey was true to form, getting us to sing along and harassing someone who looked like Alexander Hamilton. When the opportunity arose, Muckey showed us all how to manipulate a clipboard and tube to emulate doing a line, flew into seizures and collapsed on the floor. Muckey is nothing if not dedicated to his craft. He was seen shortly after tying off and shooting up with a dart, but he was quick to announce in his falsetto voice: "Don't do drugs, kids!". I figure he saved me the coin it takes to visit Disney.